i met this amazing(understatement) character the one night ive spent in jersey, he was a high school gym teacher w/ a beach house across the street from a mini golf course

long story short one night he took a shit in one of the mini golf holes and then watched hilarity ensue the next morning

oh my god!!! i'm so glad people like that exist and that your a chill enough person to interact with them and bring that gold into my life.