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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8470 on: September 08, 2010, 04:56:02 PM »
Quote from: houdoken on September 08, 2010, 04:43:57 PM
Quote from: kai on September 08, 2010, 04:14:49 PM
Quote from: l337 on September 08, 2010, 04:06:04 PM
rofl man thats going to look funny when you liquid with it on. do hat tricks with  it!  XD

liquid gunslinger dude.  give it time, i've got lots of ideas.

waterguns? fancy wild west raincoats? oh! and you gotta rock a wicked handlebar stache! :D

totally has to where that mustache it wont work if he doesnt LOL
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8471 on: September 08, 2010, 05:32:17 PM »
i'll have to get a fake one cuz my facial hair could never pull such a manly thing off.
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8472 on: September 09, 2010, 09:35:18 AM »
tell chuck norris, he'll roundhouse kick your stache into a handlebar one
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8473 on: September 09, 2010, 09:47:32 AM »


found the perfect one for you kai
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8474 on: September 09, 2010, 10:45:11 AM »
Quote from: l337 on September 09, 2010, 09:35:18 AM
tell chuck norris, he'll roundhouse kick your stache into a handlebar one

+1 cause i havent heard a non-lame chuck norris joke in months maybe years
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8475 on: September 09, 2010, 03:27:17 PM »
yeah i love chuck norris jokes. people killed it pretty quick but i always make reference for old times sake
"Did you know that underneath Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin, only another fist."
"That can't possibly be true... Chuck Norris?!"
Brian gets punched by Chuck's beard-fist  XD
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8476 on: September 13, 2010, 07:05:32 AM »
Start my new job today, I'm pretty excited actually. Hopefully I'll be posting here more often at work although it didn't look good after reading their rules and regulations.
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8477 on: September 13, 2010, 08:28:18 AM »
there was a fruitfly in the urinal so naturally i fired at him, and then he made a beeline for my peen. i frantically tried to shoo him away, but i was already holding myself, so i had to wiggle about while trying not to splash myself. it must have looked really silly, and that made me laugh, which made it look creepy. there i was, peeing, shimmying, laughing.
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8478 on: September 13, 2010, 09:41:50 AM »
rofl @ joonykake

imagine the fly morphed into those tiny fishes that can swim up your urine-stream and shank the inside
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Re: Bored At Work Thread (v.4.c.zed)
« Reply #8479 on: September 13, 2010, 10:02:45 AM »
oh god :(
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